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| - - - - Ugh, work sucks. I've been working nonstop, at both school and, well, work. And now I finally get to relax. I have tomorrow off, and then I have Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off too..... Finally, a chance to relax.
And finally, a chance to write in my Xanga again. I'm sorry guys, I just don't have the time anymore, neither do I have the patience. But I will this time.
I think Merey wants me to hang out with her on Friday. What do you guys think? I want to, but I need a chance to relax. And then there's that party on Friday night..... And that party should really give me a chance to relax, what with our specialties and stuff.....
I don't know. Someone tell me what I should do. I mean, Merey helps me relax too.....
So yes, comments would be appreciated, because I need an idea.
And then I found this online, and it reminded me of, well..... If you're reading this, you probably know what it applies to.....
| You Know You Drink Too Much When... |
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
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Yes, I know.
And Merey, I miss you too. Hopefully I will be with you on Friday. I'll have to check with mom and dad first though, okay?
-KB
Alright guys, heres some more.
| You Are Beer! |
| You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"
| You are "Excited" |
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-KB | | |
| - The World Is Black <-- Can you guess why I'm so happy?
The new Good Charlotte CD came out today! I already have it, but the hype is still lingering in the air, and that's what is making me so happy.
They had a CD signing in the city today early this morning. And it was fun.
Then they were doing a "7th Avenue Drop" on Fuse, where bands promote their new album. And they had a concert there. And then they were outside of Z100 doing a concert, which was also awesome.
And Benji looked hot, as usual.  And no, I'm not just saying that because we look alike..... And no, I'm not turning gay. I still like girls. And I'm not bi either. So don't even start with me.....
Time to go watch movies.....  Leave me some comments, okay? | | |
| - "Promise" Hey everyone. If you've been reading my comments and my Chatterbox, you can pretty much tell what's been going on in my life.
Well, I got the Good Charlotte CD last week. It's rocking, so all of you check it out. It's a little too late to order it offline like I did, or at least, it's stupid, but it comes out in stores on Tuesday. I think the DVD does too......? I'm not really sure about that one.
And, like Mere, I got a free poster with it. And Benji's all sexy-like..... Okay, I shouldn't be saying that..... Hahah... But it's true!
Yes, I'm in a fight with her. Do I still love her? Yes, of course I do. (Please don't let her read this.....) 
nd I've been reading her Xanga extra-much lately. And I saw a Good Charlotte layout before. And I think I might use it..... But it messed up her Chatterbox, so I'm going to have to look into that before I make any long-term commitments with it..... And I think I spelled commitments wrong. 
So yeah, that's my life since.
And I've been playing the guitar a lot more without her around. And hanging with the guys more too. In fact, we went to a party Friday night..... Pretty great there, but I left early. Too many girls hitting on me, especially with me being single and all.....  | | |
| Wow. I got online today. And I got online with a chance to update my Xanga.
What's new in my life? Not much. As you can probably see from my Chatter Box, I'm having some problems in my relationship with Merey.  And I don't like it one bit.
And on Sunday I had a party at my house. My parents weren't home and I decided to take advantage of it by having everyone over for a party. And man, did we get fucking wasted.
Merey, I guess I'll finally tell you why I haven't been talking to you. Since we're so close and everything. Well, you said "We need to talk." And I took that as you wanted to break up with me. And knowing how much you care about me, I knew you wouldn't do it through email, I knew you wouldn't do it through my Xanga, and I knew you wouldn't do it through IM unless I answered you back. So that's why. But I guess I can't avoid it anymore. Especially because if we're not talking, then we're not really dating anyway, are we?
I feel like shit now. I think I'm going to go lie down. Well, maybe I'll watch the Yankee game and play my guitar first. Get this shit out of my system before I sleep. I don't want to be depressed-like in the morning. | | |
| - -Franco Unamerican Yay! My Merey's back everyone! Now you guys aren't going to see much of me around anymore.  Sorry guys..... But you know my Merey comes first!
And now summer is over. Back to school for me and the guys. It totally sucks. Thankfully, it means that we will be able to recruit new people into the crew, and then hopefully be able to finally start a band. As most of you know, we even have songs ready for it. We just need members for the band, and shows to play. And no, our backyard shows don't count anymore. But we're still willing to play. Just email me or J and we'll see what we can do.
This will probably be my last entry in here for a while now, as school has started and I have to concentrate on the work. So don't worry if I'm not around. Just call or something if you want to know what's going on in my daily life.
I love you Merey! | | |
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